Jiftip wants you to seal your penis during sex. For some reason,…

Jiftip wants you to seal your penis during sex. For some reason, people don’t seem eager.

  • Gluing one’s genitals together
    will strike most of us as a patently bad idea, yet against all odds, a
    few sexual health entrepreneurs persist:
  • Consider Jiftip, a
    small adhesive penile patch designed to fit over the urethra,
    closing
    it off so that no ejaculate escapes during orgasm. (“Injaculation,” the site calls it.)
  • We
    have so many questions.
    •  Why would a person want to bottle things up
      that way?
    •  Is this an upgrade on the condom?
    • What compelling reason
      exists for someone to stick a piece of polyurethane film over the tip of
      his penis before sex?
    • If you used Jiftip with their “orgasmic oil,” would it even stay on?
  • According
    to the website, Jiftip — which is still in limited beta — exists solely
    to keep your “nest” from turning into a “Jizz-Fest,” a convoluted way
    of saying to guard against semen-stained sheets.
  • Its creators clearly
    acknowledge that “there will be failures” in these early days, and
    thereby command you: “THOU SHALT NOT USE FOR PREGNANCY OR STI PREVENTION
    PURPOSES.” Read more (8/11/17)

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